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I liked Doris Salcedo’s Shibboleth<\/a> (above) at the Tate Modern a few few years ago. \u00a0Since I couldn’t afford to buy it I decided to get my own with the help of a poorly maintained council owned tree.<\/p>\n Or something like that, anyway.<\/p>\n …..once upon a time, about two and a half years ago, we returned from a very pleasant holiday in Corfu. \u00a0A few hours after our return our next door neighbour knocked to enquire whether we had any cracks in the party wall. \u00a0We replied that no, to our knowledge we did not. \u00a0He persuaded us to check and sure enough, behind the TV there was indeed the beginnings of a mini-Shibboleth. \u00a0Moving more furniture revealed further cracks along the party wall and indeed on the front bay. \u00a0The cracking pattern was found to continue upstairs where it was even better hidden, being at the back of our wardrobe. The agent contracted by our insurers was on the property within a few days and after an inspection of less than hour concurred that this was indeed subsidence and that it would be covered by our household insurance policy. \u00a0So, good news in that it was covered, less good in that, in common with most buildings insurance policies it carried an excess of \u00a31,000 (still\u00a0somewhat\u00a0cheaper than the original Shibboleth!) \u00a0The most likely cause was thought to be the council controlled tree on the pavement and in an attempt to prove this holes were dug and root samples taken for DNA analysis. The the plan was that on Monday a removal firm would come and take some of our\u00a0furniture\u00a0to a storage depot. \u00a0On\u00a0Tuesday\u00a0a specialist asbestos removal firm would take down the sitting room ceiling (the artex had been found to contain asbestos<\/a>,\u00a0apparently\u00a0quite common until 20 years ago). \u00a0Then on Wednesday the main contractors would begin the repair work.<\/p>\n Yeah, right. \u00a0Three different contractors all working for a fourth would be able to deliver on time.<\/p>\n Well, they did……and as I type poor little Shibby 2 is almost certainly an art of the past just like its inspirational mum at the Tate Modern.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" I liked Doris Salcedo’s Shibboleth (above) at the Tate Modern a few few years ago. \u00a0Since I couldn’t afford to buy it I decided to get my own with the help of a poorly maintained council owned tree. Or something … Continue reading ![\"\"](\"http:\/\/www.planarchy.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/5D029116.jpg\" "\\"5D029116\\"")
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\n“Arse,”<\/em> and indeed, “Feck!”<\/em> but strangely not “Drink!” <\/em>were amongst the words we exclaimed. \u00a0It was clearly, to us at first, an issue of subsidence rather than an artistic statement and hence we agreed with our neighbour that we’d both contact our insurers the next day.<\/p>\n
\nThe insurers remained convinced that this tree was the cause with the council being less sure. \u00a0Eventually, however, and thanks mainly to our neighbour constantly badgering everyone involved, but still 13 months after the initial sighting of the cracks the trees (there was a second affecting the neighbour’s property) were removed. \u00a0In the meantime our cracks were being monitored on a monthly basis to check the movement and indeed, as predicted, once the trees had been removed the crack did begin to close up a bit. \u00a0The neighbour’s house was repaired and he moved out sometime last year whilst we awaited the start of repairs. \u00a0Our insurers wanted to confirm that movement had ceased before starting repairs which made sense but even so it was only this week that they finally began.<\/p>\n