Lyrics for the days of the week PHP code V2

 

?php
//This original code, Copyright 2003 Nic Hamilton, www.planarchy.com
//Do what you will with it but please leave these lines in tact.
function lyricday() {
$dow= date("w");
$month=date("m");
$dom=date("d");
srand((double)microtime() * 1000000);
if (($month==7) AND ($dom==4)) echo "Well papa go to bed now, it's getting late";
else
switch ($dow){
case "0":
$lyric = rand(1,3);
if ($lyric==1) echo "I'll be lazing on a Sunday afternoon";
else if ($lyric==2) echo "I know a girl from a lonely street, Cold as ice cream and still as sweet";
else if ($lyric==3) echo "Sunday always comes too late";
break;
case "1":
$lyric = rand(1,4);
if ($lyric==1) echo "I wannna shoo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oot, The whole day down";
else if ($lyric==2) echo "I wish it was Sunday, That's my fun-day";
else if ($lyric==3) echo "I go out to work on Monday morning...";
else if ($lyric==4) echo "So good to me...";
break;
case "2":
$lyric = rand(1,3);
if ($lyric==1) echo "Tuesday I'll be off to honeymoon";
else if ($lyric==2) echo "Tuesday, Wednesday heart attack";
else if ($lyric==3) echo "And David Icke says, Goodbye Ruby Tuesday, Come home you silly cow...";
break;
case "3":
$lyric = rand(1,3);
if ($lyric==1) echo "Bicycling on every Wednesday evening";
else if ($lyric==2) echo "...and the quiet breathing of our Persian we call Cajun";
else if ($lyric==3) echo "She is soft, She is warm, but my heart remains heavy"; break;
case "4":
$lyric = rand(1,3);
if ($lyric==1) echo "Thursdays I go waltzing to the zoo";
else if ($lyric==2) echo "Thursday I don't care about you";
else if ($lyric==3) echo "Only for you I don't regret that I was Thursday's Child";
break;
case "5":
$lyric = rand(1,3);
if ($lyric==1) echo "Friday I go painting in the Louvre";
else if ($lyric==2) echo "It's Friday I'm in love!";
else if ($lyric==3) echo "Friday's great coz I can hardly wait, Here come the weekend";
break;
default:
$lyric = rand(1,5);
if ($lyric==1) echo "I'm bound to be proposing on a Saturday night!";
else if ($lyric==2) echo "Ess-Ae-Tee-You-Are-Dee-Ae-Why, NIGHT!";
else if ($lyric==3) echo "Saturday night's alright for fighting, Get a little action in...";
else if ($lyric==4) echo "His name was always Buddy, And he'd shrug and ask to stay...";
else if ($lyric==5) echo "Who cares what picture we see?";
break; } }
?>

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