?php
//This code, Copyright 2003 Nic Hamilton, www.planarchy.com
//Do what you will with it but you'll have to find the lyrics yourself.
function lyricday()
{
$dow= date("w");
srand((double)microtime() * 1000000);
$lyric = rand(1,3);
if (($dow==0) AND ($lyric==1)) echo"sun1";
else if (($dow==0) AND ($lyric==2)) echo"sun2";
else if (($dow==0) AND ($lyric==3)) echo"sun3";
else if (($dow==1) AND ($lyric==1)) echo"mon1";
else if (($dow==1) AND ($lyric==2)) echo"mon2";
else if (($dow==1) AND ($lyric==3)) echo"mon3";
else if (($dow==2) AND ($lyric==1)) echo"tue1";
else if (($dow==2) AND ($lyric==2)) echo"tue2";
else if (($dow==2) AND ($lyric==3)) echo"tue3";
else if (($dow==3) AND ($lyric==1)) echo"wed1";
else if (($dow==3) AND ($lyric==2)) echo"wed2";
else if (($dow==3) AND ($lyric==3)) echo"wed3";
else if (($dow==4) AND ($lyric==1)) echo"thu1";
else if (($dow==4) AND ($lyric==2)) echo"thu2";
else if (($dow==4) AND ($lyric==3)) echo"thu3";
else if (($dow==5) AND ($lyric==1)) echo"fri1";
else if (($dow==5) AND ($lyric==2)) echo"fri2";
else if (($dow==5) AND ($lyric==3)) echo"fri3";
else if (($dow==6) AND ($lyric==1)) echo"sat1";
else if (($dow==6) AND ($lyric==2)) echo"sat2";
else if (($dow==6) AND ($lyric==3)) echo"sat3";
}
?>